WOW my best friend is being featured for this HCG Ultra diet supplement!!!!
She lost 30 pounds in one month! I am so jealous!!!
Damn im getting some of this stuff before spring break gets here.
oh, to be poor.
as i reflect on what i made for dinner last night, i wonder what the fuck i was thinking. and by reflecting on, i mean eating leftovers.
DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?
ground beef
diced tomatoes
sliced yellow onions
(not so bad so far.)
beef bouillon cube
rice
corn
baby onions (my fav, had to add it.)
canned squid (lol, lol)
a dash of milk and random spices
tomato paste
a lot of garlic
and it turns out, it’s not too bad. especially after a couple of these;
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look at this slice
isn’t it neat
wouldn’t you say now my dinner’s complete
wouldn’t you think i’m a girl
a girl who has
pepperoni
look at this trove
toppings untold
how many toppings can one pizza hold
lookin around here i think, shit
I’ll eat everything
I’ve got breadsticks and ranch sauce aplenty
I’ve got ham and pineapple galore
You want white pizza sauce?
That stuff’s, money…
But who cares
No big deal
I WANT MORE
I wanna be
Where the pizza is
I wanna smell
Wanna smell it cooking
Load it up with three different kinds of…
…What’s it called again?
CHEEEEEEESE
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